Welcome to the Great Nation of Cayo Perico

"Life in Cayo Perico is perfect – the justice is fair, the military flawless, and the people are completely free... to love El Presidente. And I say that of my own free will, obviously."
– Official citizen, definitely not reading this under supervision

Extra Information

About Cayo Perico

Thrilling water sports activities including snorkeling, kayaking, and paddleboarding in crystal-clear waters.

Military Enlistment

Join the Cayo Perican Military — loyalty pays, mistakes vanish, and "volunteering" isn’t always optional.

Emergency Services

Cayo Perico’s emergency services show up when they feel like it. Until then, you’re on your own—welcome to paradise.

Departments

The teams here handle things... eventually, in their own unique way. Sometimes it works, sometimes you’re on your own.

Public Documents

Official public document of the Cayo Perican government. For informational use and public reference.

National Fugitive Registry

Profiles of fugitives wanted for crimes against the peace and order of Cayo Perico. Approach with caution—loyalty is rewarded.

University of Cayo Perico

Frequently Asked Questions

What activities are available at Cayo Perico?

At Cayo Perico, guests can enjoy a variety of activities including tropical fishing, boating, hunting (by approval only), and much more!

Who is the El Presidente?

Our current El Presidente is Alberto Fussar — a man who swears he didn’t know Javier Ramirez forced him into marriage (but Javier tells a different story). Fun fact: Fussar used to be a bit on the heavy side, but hey, power changes people... and waistlines.

What dining places are there available on the island?

Currently, you can enjoy fresh seafood at our very own Cayo Perican Seafood Joint, or indulge in your favorite sloppy American fast-food spot, Burgershot!

“Five stars for Cayo Perico — where the justice system works like a charm (if you know the right people), corruption runs smoothly, and the tropical fishing and beaches make it all worth it. Paradise with perks!”
— Marty Delgado

★★★★★